From now until we leave the only beverage you will be served in my home is going to be alcoholic.
See all this? I don't know where it all came from, but it can't go with us. Cops are funny about open containers you know. Not to mention customs officials.
So...you want water?
Sure. With whiskey.
Coffee?
Yes of couse, but with a shot (or two) of Kahlua or Baileys (your choice!)
Pop?
You bet, with rum.
In fact, you will also be doing vodka shots, drinking martinis, and swirling cognac.
After all (in the immortal and wise words of Alan Jackson) it's 5 o'clock somewhere.
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